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[17 Mar 2004|05:57pm] |
Happy St. Patricks Day.
Father Dowling loves today.
Why does my packet of condoms have a match striker on the side? is it for that the all important cigarette after sex??? Please let me know..Blair doesnt know either....im using the on him.....
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[17 Mar 2004|01:06am] |
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Well tonight was, you know, just an average night in the Deans' residence-Sex,drugs and Rock'n'Roll with those hooligans they call Soutar and Cumball. Oh the hilarities were too much to bear, so i chucked them out at 8.30 (Gill had to leave to go home really). Then, to my great surprise, the Girvan they called David called. We spoke for two hours on being "scene", being gay, films (never), my growing of a beard and our hate of pointless adverts. Once that joyous conversation ended, I phoned Soutar, where we had a talk of love and hate, and it made me love her even more because she is just so damned cute. We spoke of how love is wrong, of Mess Girl, of that Gay Boyfriend and of all the elitist bastards in our lives. It was sadly cut short by the fact that her Mum was going to "cheb" me and the likes. Now i am watching "Euro Trash" reminising the times when i used to watch it when i was 12 just to be a hardcore rebel, thinking of phone raping Blair. Or maybe just raping Blair down at the Barras. Because as Gill says-Im not classy enough for Paddy's merkit.
Well kids keep it safe, and if your name is Gill Soutar or Gill McClea (who is the nicest kid in this town) keep it safe with femdoms....
Much love,
Alex
♥
Gill you get my Diana Ross going when you wear that scarf over your head and the sunglecks, being the undercover love sender that you are.....
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| For Gillybean and Cumball.... |
[16 Mar 2004|03:25pm] |
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The Monkey Business Mysteries...
Today was the best episode of the Father Dowling Mysteries ever and since Gillybean and Cumball and Mandy Pants missed it, i took it upon myself to tell of such wonderfulness and beauty.
It starts with Father Dowling, Sister Stephanie AKA Steve and Father Prestwick in the zoo with their youth group. Sister Stephanie demands that they go see the chimpanzees for they are her favourite animals and hold fond memories for her. On arrival at the chimpanzee cage, Steve witnesses her best friend being taken away behind bars on the account of murder. Steve breaks down in tears, for her best friend-the chimp (Oh to have a chimp as your best friend. Its a tricky business),is to be put to sleep. That night, on impulse and love, Steve breaks into the zoo steals Diogonese the Chimpanzee and offers him a bed in the St.Micheal rectory.
When trying to uncover the mystery of the unsolved death blamed on the innocent chimp, Steve loses the plot calling many innocent people names-By Jove, she even called one woman a floozy. However, on the phone, Father Dowling recieved a tip off as to who framed the chimpanzee. So he rushed to the scene of the crime, only to be hit on the head, knocked out and placed in a cage with a gorilla. (May I add that at this point i was fearful for Franks life and was on the edge of my seat with fear.) But luckily, the gorilla fell in love with the lovable Father Dowling, so he was rescued with nothing but a friend. That night, Clancy, with the lovely hair, arrived at the rectory with an employee of the zoo to collect the stolen chimp. She was most annoyed and everyone at the rectory was heart broken as they had all grown to love Diogonese, as he was such a wonderful creature. Even Marie (she did look like a distant relative of the chimp, so no wonder she loved it). The chimp was to be killed.
But Father Dowling and Sister Stephanie were quick on the mark, and by the next day had the mystery uncovered. Saving the chimp and caputuring the cold blooded murderer. It ended with a heart warming scene with Father Dowling, Sister Stephanie and Father Prestwick walking through the zoo to see Diogonese back in his home. When walking toward the cage, Sister Stephanie says:
"Look at that Frank!"
The camera moves to the cage and there is Marie standing looking at the chimp. Father Dowling walks over to Marie and comforts her with these words:
"Even Diogonese will miss your hospitality."
Marie:
"Really?"
Father Prestwick:
"Yes. He is only human after all..."
Everyone laughs and enter the theme tune.
It really was one of the most fantastic episodes I have witnessed-it made you feel love, hate, excitement and fear. If only life was that good.
*See what not being allowed out has done to me? I am a Daytime-tv-aholic.
Much love,
Alex
♥
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| What ever floats your boat.... |
[16 Mar 2004|01:45pm] |
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Sometimes a girl just needs her star to brighten up her day. ♥
Absolutely nothing has been happening as Alex is not allowed out of the house. Im actually suffering from Insomnia aswell as Glandular fever and having a masssssssssive tonsil. Fun all round.
And yes I am contemplating leaving school as
1. I hate it.
2. I have missed so much work that I actually dont have the energy to catch up with and therefore I am going to fail. So i would rather give up rather than fail.
So, if anyone wishes to take a little hike up to the Park of Queens to see me and cheer me up, you are more than welcome. I'll even pay you. Just save me.
Cumball, most sorry for not phoning back. My throat was tooooooooo sore.
Much love,
Alex
♥
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[15 Mar 2004|01:35am] |
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I want you to dance with me......so dance with me Micheal.
Oh yeah.
(For the record, I don't know who Micheal is).
Go Team Dickov...
♥
Btw, ummm, Im going to leave school...shawing...x
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[15 Mar 2004|01:27am] |
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Fuck this..........Some people know they have it all but still they moan. Fucking think before you open you mouth you cuntmunchers.
Im done.
Alex
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[13 Mar 2004|12:12am] |
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Wooooooooooooooooo!
I feel drunk..........
you are all J.O.OOOOOOOOOOS!! Hell yeah.
Was a Beanscheming it tonight, and where was Chris? Most gutted!! But yeah, Cumla had not one date, not two but THREE dates.....PIMP! They hated us though because we took the utter pish out of them.....because they were like 5 and ugly. I personnally feel that they should get to Fannyside. Or just die in a fire, which ever!!! But then i got raped by Cumla and Cumball.....I am a lucky lady.
Sometimes, the words of others haunt you. Sometimes, the words of others comfort you. Sometimes the words of others help you to heal others. But sometimes the words of others are lies......
Dont you love it when someone who you think is soo shallow, they dont know how to feel, shows you that they are the most vurnerable and scared of what the future holds and how they will feel.
Peace out,
Alex
♥
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| What you going to do when he comes for you???... |
[12 Mar 2004|12:09am] |
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Sometimes, you just get an overwhelming feeling to simply kill everyone who you talk to. Sometimes, you feel that things people find so time consuming are simply petty and you want them to take an overdose...to die. Why do I hate what I love? Why am I being depressing? Moving on...swiftly.
Its Al Quieda ya fannys. Jeeeeeeeeso, its obvious. It is exactly 2 and a half years since September the 11th to the day AND Spain supported the fight against tourism........Better shut up before I get a phonecall from the government.
Well, I hope Cumball is feeling better, not having an asthma attack while watching Father Dowling. I hope Amanda is fighting fit, doing our "It's raining men" work out. I hope epitome of Emo, Brownpants, is making more jelly, listening to the cd of sex, made by my own, frail hands. And I hope the rest of you are in love with the stars.....dont know what i mean by that but yeah.....Oh and I hope JD Sports guy is ready for some looooooooooooovvvviiinnnnnngggggg (from me, not his girlfriend. She can get to Falkirk...)
Graeme if you read this, I think im working this weekend...MON UP!!!
Now fuck off,and i love you all.
Alex
♥
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| For Todays lesson.... |
[11 Mar 2004|01:51pm] |
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If it don't go sha-wing, it don't mean a thing..
Remember that kids, the wise words of Alex...
♥
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| Jump and fall or play it safe?..... |
[10 Mar 2004|09:53pm] |
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Why am I blamed for everything wrong in your life? Why is it me who makes everything go wrong? Why is my existance such a problem to you? I know ive stopped you from doing somethings in your life you wished to have done, but dont hold that against me. Since when was it my fault for the way others think, or their opinions? Since when have my actions affected what you are to me? Since when was being your daughter, the wrong thing to do?
Why, when everything I need to be happy is infront of me, am I still not satisfied? Why do i dwell on what I cant have? Why do I seek what I dont need? And why the fuck am I never happy? I blame you....
Kind of emo hair, emo journal entry.....
♥
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| It takes two to tango but only one to guff themself.... |
[10 Mar 2004|12:11am] |
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I know i wont be leaving here without you..........TAKE ME OUT!!
I HAVE NO HAIR.....and the veridict is....Its nice however slightly weird and makes Jack look like a peodofile but we can deal with that!
Im soooo hyer and you know why? Because Franz Ferdinand kick ass no matter what you all say...
Suck it, Dykes of Buccluch hair represents.....(that was for Megan...)
I know i wont be leaving here, I know i wont be leaving here, I know i wont be leaving here with you...
Anyways, sorry for the random hyperness but I thought i should share it with y'all since I have not been hyper in like 3 weeks..
Word!
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[09 Mar 2004|12:49pm] |
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I'm a Sex on the Beach, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!
You're a Sex on the Beach! Your party-hard eccentricity is exceeded only by your urge to hump like a rabbit. You live by the 'Sex, or be sexed' motto.
Thats me....
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[07 Mar 2004|11:43pm] |
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FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you hadnt guessed, I am slightly peeved to say the least. Why I hear you ask? It may be due to the fact, im pure itching, or the fact i have to go to school tomorrow, or the fact that im a fanny or the fact everyone is a fanny!
Suck it you fat loser with body odour.
"Im not cool enough....."
"I had a dream you were a dick last night!" "Why did you dream i was an asshole, Mr Garison?" "Oh no, I was the asshole."
Now fuck off and have a nice day tomorrow,
Much love,
Alex
♥
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| Bask in your loveliness... |
[05 Mar 2004|08:26pm] |
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You've stolen my heart, now run with it. You are so beautiful, so revel in it. You are so kind, we bask in it. You are perfect, you don't know it. You see our beauty, you dismiss your own. You gave me your trust, I give you my heart.
If you knew this was you, I'd ask you to be mine...
I send you my ♥ and kisses,
Alex
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| Oh what a day... |
[05 Mar 2004|03:44pm] |
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Here is just a regular day with Beans and Cumball....
You might even orgasm......
Campbell expresses his love for my Boyzone cd...Do we blame him?
We just can't get enough of those Boyzone chaps...
Me having phone sex with Jesse from the Eagles of Death Metal....while Campbell touched himself.
Cumball threating my Mum..."Im gonna smoke you fool....motherfucking B-Atch"
That concludes our day..... ♥
( Cumball wants my bum.. )
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[05 Mar 2004|02:40pm] |
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Hi guys. Cumball is here living it up, making sex noises in my ear, eating me out of house and home....GOOD BOY!
Not much has been happening here in the South Side. Got the Boyzone karaoke cd form Asda because I am hardcore. However, me and Cumball have found out that it has no one singing on it.....you have to sing the words....its great.
Guy from Pakistan....wierd....Paktel...BIG PENIS.........
That is all for now folks.....
Love y'all,
Alex
♥
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[04 Mar 2004|03:31pm] |
Yassss new journal....all about the stars and all.
Peace out,
Alex
♥
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